Tuesday, 10 May 2016

This is for this week blog post . Although my English is sucks,but I still continue to write Blog because I hope to share all those funny jokes with everyone. I felt happy when others felt happy or laugh about my jokes. This will be a little weird but if you can get the meaning of it ,it is actually pretty funny. One day a girl name Xiao li came home late.Her mom was curious and ask her the reason.She told her that he is helping Xiao Ming to pick a apple of a tree with his ladder. Her mom told her very serious and told her : Xiao Li he only want to stalk your panty when you are picking the apple so don’t be fool again , understand? She gently move her head up and down. Tomorrow she is late again . Her mom ask her : Did you help Xiao Ming again? She replied: Yes , because he keep on ask and begging me. Her mom then very angry and tell her not to be fool again and this is the last time you are showing him our panty. The other day ,she is late again. When she arrive , She told her mom Xiao Li : Mommy I help him again but he can’t see my panty. Mom: How come? Xiao Li : Because I din’t wear panty today,hahahaha! Her mom look at her with a withering eye and finally get shock ……….
To day I am going to write a extra blog for the last blog that I miss with another short joke. There are a man call Ah Ming and he has a lovely wife.One day he brought his wife to a art exhibition in KL.Once they arrived,they started to admire the masterpiece of the artist especially Ah Ming which is a art lover.Suddenly,he saw his wife standing curiously toward the one of the corner of the art exhibition.Out of the sudden,his wife started to shout out loudly about: This drawing is too terrible,it is inferior compare to the others. Ah Ming quickly rush toward his wife and pulled here away and said: Stop being childish about that and come with me. Her wife keen to go away from her position and loudly ask her husband why , something like this: Why you pull me away ,I must tell everyone about the ugly drawing right here infront of me. Ah Ming felt very embarrassed and said gently to his wife: That is a mirror not a drawing. Everyone realized and started to laugh at Ah Ming and his wife.